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Its been a week since the sequel for twilight has been released in theaters.And it took over three days for it to leak the net,but those videos of New Moon which has leaked online has this very low quality and all but now,let me apprise you with something in HQ! Yeah you've got that right.

You can now watch NEW MOON MOVIE ONLINE IN HQ for FREE.I just don't know yet if it's subjective to removal or anything.Hurry now! and watch the twilight saga -New moon in (HQ).




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"Wag Kang Lilingon is a twin-bill horror movie In the first story "Uyayi," Anne plays Melissa, a young nurse with a bright future ahead of her. But will the future turn to her favor as strange and violent events occur at the hospital she works for. Together with her boyfriend James, they try to uncover the killer behind the rising number of deaths among the patients in the hospital. But will she be one of the victims? Quark Henares megs the episode.


In the second story "Salamin," Kristine plays Angel, a beautiful young family breadwinner whose only aspiration is to see her family live a better life. When her father left her and her mother and younger sister for another woman, Angel decided to move into a new place. Little did they know the danger that lies ahead. As she discovers an old mirror, she makes a wish at the stroke of midnight by the candlelight-to know her future. Instead she unwittingly opens a portal of spirits! What will be the repercussions of her actions? Jerry Lopez-Sineneng directs "Salamin." Written by star cinema

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The story is about a young boy who is addicted into playing MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) games.While inside the game he,together with his online buddies and friends had an amazing out of this world adventure where you can fully enjoy online! -RPG ONLINE GAME -THE MOVIE.

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Finally,the long wait is over now! New Moon the Movie can now be watch online absolutely for free.No Downloads! No Surveys! No monetary issues included -Free to Watch New Moon Movie Online!

It was indeed a tough search!But finally somebody got the guts to upload it and the video file has leaked like a wildfire online.Some edited it to claim it was theirs but to whoever it was -thanks!I was able to watch the movie.The movie might not seem to work well in the first,I mean the visualization has a problem because the camera wasn't positioned properly but in just a few minutes the heads of the protagonists are back.Do get patient -you know why you are here and you don't have the prerogative to yak and yak about it because the movie is totally free!

If so,that you will leave snippy,left-handed compliments and complaints about how poor the quality and how annoying it is to see the heads off in the first part- then go to the theater and wait for 25 minutes on the long winding line and watch the goddamn movie.

I've been directed to sites where you need to take surveys and all that crap.And perhaps you've been through that also.Now after a long search for some video file,I am offering you "Free to Watch New Moon Movie Online!"


But before watching the film,you need to download DIVX player.Download the DivX Web Player for Windows or for Mac!




There are currently two versions which has leaked online.The first one has a good reception but in the start the heads are cut off while the second one doesn't have that good reception but at least its viewable.Bleh!


               


Plot: Bella Swan is still very much in love with vampire, Edward Cullen. The rest of the vampire coven who call themselves the Cullens, especially Alice, decide to throw Bella a private party for her eighteenth birthday. Things go wrong when Bella slices her finger and thirst overcomes the vampires. As a result of the danger Bella was put through, the Cullen family decide to leave Forks, Washington. At first Bella exempts herself from all social activities, until she realizes she can coexist with childhood friend, Jacob Black. As usual for Bella, things aren’t what they seem. Something is happening to Jacob that he can’t explain to Bella, and their friendship starts to deteriorate. But when someone from Bella’s past comes back to haunt her, everything will change again.

Are you sick of those so called "FREE SITES"?We regularly post new links and new videos of such movies like this one,so if you wanted the first one to know and you got tired of googling such of movies of the same keyword then you're on the place to be.Subscribe by filling in that subscription box below.Enter you email and be the first one to know whether a new video has leaked online -which can probably be in high definition.


The Twilight Saga :
Twilight Sequel
Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres: Drama, Romance, Thriller, Adaptation, Sequel and Teen
Running Time: 2 hrs. 10 min.
Release Date: November 20th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some violence and action.
Distributors:
Summit Entertainment, LLC
Production Co.:
Temple Hill Entertainment, Imprint Entertainment, Sunswept Entertainment
Studios:
Summit Entertainment, LLC

Produced in: United States

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Free to Watch New Moon Online!

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Twilight avid fans are getting  gaga over the highly anticipated movie this year -NEW MOON.Watch New Moon High Quality. I'll bet you're tired of searching for free New Moon movie on the internet that doesn't have movies on it.Well,we have removed all of our hollywood movies here due to low traffic issues but because of this spectacular movie hit which was just greenlit in theaters a day ago!!The Saga continues for us as well.We will be posting hollywood movies and updates from now on.


Be sure to comeback in a day or two because we have so much movies to offer -especially the sequel of Stephenie Meyers Twilight -NEW MOON.You can watch this movie for free without downloading any!(Well not if we are shelling out something in HD!!)

So you better watch out! You better not cry(for not finding the video -just yet) You better not pout I'm telling you why?(Subscribe to our blog via email and be the first one to know whether the movie has leaked online)

The plot -After Bella recovers from the vampire attack that almost claimed her life, she looks to celebrate her birthday with Edward and his family. However, a minor accident during the festivities results in Bella’s blood being shed, a sight that proves too intense for the Cullens, who decide to leave the town of Forks, Washington for Bella and Edward’s sake. Initially heartbroken, Bella finds a form of comfort in reckless living, as well as an even-closer friendship with Jacob Black. Danger in different forms awaits.


So,Do you know where the heck to watch the new moon movie online? Only here on PMX -its not just a movie blog from Phils! We showcase Hollywood movies too -once again.


I haven't got a single flick of this movie yet but most of my friends had on the international premiere of this one of a kind movie.On the first movie,right after watching,Twilight made us all disappointed it way too far if compared to that of the book novel.But this time,everyone of them was like "I wanna watch it again!".Its a movie you just have to watch before you die.

Its not always nice to watch a sequel without watching the first movie!Watch Twilight first. .so your memory will be prodded of what had happened on Twilight and all.











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Free Movies Online New Moon -The Saga Continues!

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Wapakman poster


The whole Philippines has been rejoicing the success of our very own Pound for Pound king Manny "Pakman" Pacquiao after beating Miguel Cotto last Sunday.Pacquiao may have cemented his title but with his upcoming sci-fi/comedy movie entitled "WAPAKMAN" will he profit the same fame,money and the number of audiences?

Pacquiao VS Cotto,was one of the most anticipated event in the net and of course on tv,more likely PPV and all.Everything that has Pacquiao on it is undoubtedly would-make-you-proud-you-have-it,would-make-you-proud-you've-watched it and would totally make you GAGA!

Well,this coming December 25,2009 expect the least to come.Not a super typhoon,but the pinoy version of "Superman".In cooperation with Solar Sports Entertainment, will be a story of a single dad who has acquired supernatural powers ala “Kung Fu Hustle”. The film will be directed by Topel Lee.


Starring Manny Pacquiao as "Wapakman",part of 2009 MMFF.Watch the official trailer of MANNY PACQUIAO'S MOVIE above.While below is the two first teasers of the movie.









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Part of this years,Metro Manila Film Festival,Regal Cinema proudly presents one of the most awaited installment of SRR -Shake Rattle And Roll 11 (XI).Yesterday,the official trailer of Shake Rattle & Roll 11 was released on Youtube by Regal Films.

Composed of three episodes,SRR 11 is going to scare the hell out of you with 3 brand new and original stories.You may have heard of the Ukay-Ukay episode in SRR because its the former real life sweethearts Ruffa and Zoren's comeback tandem but you never got any hint of what's with the Ukay-Ukay that would make things eventually scary.




Since the Ukay-Ukay episode will be shown lastly in this horror trilogy,Hold on for a second because you'll fret of knowing what the two other episodes would be like.

EVERY PLACE HAS A DARK SIDE
The episode “Lamang Lupa” features some of the most sought-after young stars of the Kapamilya and Kapuso Networks: Jennica Garcia, Rayver Cruz, Iya Villania, Mart Escudero, Bangs Garcia and twin brothers Dominic Roco and Felix Roco. The story revolves around a group of friends who went camping only to find themselves relentlessly pursued by ferocious creatures called “lamanglupas.” Director for this episode is Jessel Monteverde.

DEVIL STRIKES THOSE WHO LOSE FAITH
The second episode, “Diablo,” will pair Maja Salvador with Mark Anthony Fernandez for the very first time. Directed by Rico Gutierrez, the episode tells the story of Claire, a young doctor-intern at a provincial hospital is haunted by demonic visions after she encounters a female patient who is suspected of carrying a deadly flu virus. Claire’s aunt brings her to Fr. Ronnie who turns out be Claire’s ex-boyfriend. Old flames are rekindled with both Fr. Ronnie and Claire battle the demons.
EVERY OBJECT HAS A PAST
Completing this horror trilogy is “Ukay-Ukay,” which reunites former reel and real sweethearts Ruffa Gutierrez and Zoren Legaspi. Ruffa and Zoren play would-be couple Kayla and Harold whose wedding plans are deterred by a “possessed” gown from “ukay-ukay.” Because of this, the couple embarks on fighting the evil spirits before proceeding with their wedding. Writer-turned-director Don Michael Perez is at the helm of this episode.




How is the trailer of Shake Rattle & Roll 11?


It's superb.Unlike last year which is quite predictable . .the trailer itself is going to make you wanna watch this movie NOW!!How about you?After knowing the storyline what can you say about the SRR 11?

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Watch White Lady Movie Online.As told by our ancestors,Philippines is known to have many ghost stories cloaked with white swirling mists of confusion for every reader.WHITE LADY MOVIE is a filipino horror flick which is based on one of Philippines most popular tale.The tale about a white lady haunting some place.With astounding writers like Joel Rufino A. Nunez & Don Michael Perez and directed by Jeff Tan,this movie surely became a great mystery movie.







A horrifying flick in the same vein as that of other intensely frightening movies in the asian horror genre. White Lady centers on Pearl (Pauleen Luna), a simple and smart girl who just arrived in the city to study college. For reasons she cannot explain nor understand, Pearl is haunted by the ghost of a white lady said to be frequenting the school grounds. Determined to solve the mystery, Pearl decides to investigate and hears about the story of Christina (Angelica Panganiban), a girl driven into hiding by a clique of students who get by through bullying others. Later on Pearl discovers a deadly and horrifying secret that connects her, her schoolmates and the white lady that terrorizes their school.

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BREAKING NEWS-Veteran actor,director and writer Mr.Johnny Delgado also known as Juan Marasigan Feleo passed away.He died at 61 yesterday,November 19 2009 at precisely 1:20 PM.Johnny Delgado's battle against lymphoma was not hidden from the public who mourns over his death.

Johnny Delgado’s remains have been transferred to Our Lady of Mt. Carmel Shrine (near Broadway Centrum) in New Manila, Quezon City. Interment will be at the Loyola Memorial Park in Marikina City on November 24.

Johnny Delgado's housewife is the multi-awarded director Laurice Guillen.You might be shocked not just because of his death,but also because you were reading this news on a movie blog.Well then,not to mention Johnny became popular with his movies,where he usually plays the role of either a sadistic antagonist or a loving father.His movies includes. . .in order(from newest to oldest)

Dayo (2008) (voice) .... Carpio
... aka The Wanderer (Philippines: English title)
... aka The Wanderer in the Land of Elementalia (International: English title)
Urduja (2008) (voice) .... Wang
You Got Me! (2007) .... Allan Santander
Ligalig (2006) .... Damian
... aka Batang Maynila (Philippines: Tagalog title)
First Day High (2006) .... Bossing
Ang huling araw ng linggo (2006) .... Domeng (segment "Linggo")
Kaleldo (2006) .... Mang Rudy
... aka Summer Heat (International: English title)
La visa loca (2005) .... Pepang
... aka Penitencia republica
Santa Santita (2004) .... Fr. Tony
Crying Ladies (2003) .... Priest
Pakners (2003) .... Victor
Kailangan kita (2002) .... Rogelio Duran/Papay
Hari ng Selda: Anak ni Baby Ama 2 (2002) .... Supt. Mortel
Bakit 'di totohanin (2001) .... Andres
Tanging yaman (2000) .... Danny
... aka A Change of Heart (Philippines: English title)
The Elsa Castillo story... Ang katotohanan (1994)
Macario Durano (1994)
Hindi pa tapos ang laban (1994)
Mga syanong parak (1993)
Lt. Madarang: Iginuhit sa dugo (1993) .... Urbano
Kung kailangan mo ako (1993)
Hanggang may buhay (1992) .... Col. Dimayuga
Paminsan-minsan (1992)
Eddie Tagalog: Pulis Makati (1992)
Lumayo ka man sa akin (1992)
Kahit buhay ko (1992)
Akin ang pangarap mo (1992)
... aka Your Dream Is Mine (International: English title)
Kamay ni Cain (1992)
Alyas Boy Kano (1992) .... Alvarez
Amang Capulong - Anak ng Tondo II (1992)
Aliwan Paradise (1992)
Alyas Pogi: Birador ng Nueva Ecija (1990)
... aka Alyas Pogi, burador ng Nueva Ecija (Philippines: Tagalog title)
Dadaan ka sa ibabaw ng aking bangkay (1990)

Joe Pring: Homicide Manila Police (1989)
... aka Joe Pring (Philippines: Tagalog title)
Hindi pahuhuli ng buhay (1989)
Pepeng Kuryente (1988) .... Richard
Balweg (1986)
... aka Balweg, the Rebel Priest (Philippines: English title)
... aka Father Balweg, Rebel Priest (Canada: English title)
Batuigas II: Pasukuin si Waway (1984)
... aka Pasukin si Waway (Philippines: English title)
Baby Tsina (1984) .... Toto
... aka Alyas Baby Tsina (Philippines: Tagalog title: video box title)
Misteryo sa tuwa (1984)
... aka Joyful Mystery (International: English title)
Somewhere (1984) .... Logan
Ang padrino (1984)
Huwag kang papatay! (1984)
Bad bananas sa puting tabing (1983)
Alpha Kappa Omega Batch '81 (1982) .... Frat Doctor
... aka A.K.O. (Philippines: Tagalog title: short title)
... aka Batch '81 (Philippines: English title)
Dancing Master 2: Macao Connection (1982)
Uod at rosas (1982)
... aka Of Worms and Roses
San Basilio (1981) .... SeƱor Escobar
Salome (1981/I) .... Macario
Aguila (1980) .... Ibrahim
Brutal (1980) .... Jake
Angela Markado (1980)
Kakabakaba ka ba? (1980) .... Pinoy Master
... aka Will Your Heart Beat Faster?

Ang Alamat ni Julian Makabayan (1979)
... aka A Peasant's Legend (informal English title)
... aka The Legend of Julian Makabayan
Jaguar (1979) .... Direk
Init (1979) .... Domeng
Garrote: Jai alai king (1978)
Bergado (Terror of Cavite) (1976)
Mrs. Teresa Abad ako po si Bing (1976)
aka Mrs. Abad, I Am Bing (Philippines: English title)
Banaue (1975) .... Pugnoy
Super Gee (1973)
Walang impiyerno sa matatapang (1972)
The Young Idols (1972)
Madonna (1971)
Portrait of an Angel (1971)
Europe Here We Come! (1971)
The Stripteaser (1970)

Pussy Cat (1969)
Ito ang digmaan (1968)
Mali-Mali Meets Batangueno (1968)
Sa manlulupig di ka pasisiil (1968)
Bawat kanto basagulo (1968)
It was at the movie Tanging Yaman where he won a FAMAS and MMFF award.Watch out this week here at PMX as we post Johnny Delgado's award-winning movies you may want to watch for at least this very moment in response to how great this man is.



Our condolences and great sympathy to the family of the deceased and to the whole showbiz industry as well.





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Its quite nice to take a plunge into the realm of filipino movie classics,those tagalog movies you can find hilarious because you have just notice some faulty and awkward scenes and of course,(don't deny)it's way too predictable.Filipino Movies as of today,are not quite hard to predict though,but we oftentimes throw left-handed compliments on them,like "it could have gotten better if. . .","it should have been like this.." and the whatnot.But lets not talk about the movies in our generation,instead let's have fun fault-finding,predicting and laughing on the classics!


So what are the signs that you are actually watching a pinoy movie?



This article might be too long because,I have compiled all,if not some of the signs that would eventually answer the question above.Try to laugh! because if you can't?It's either you're not a filipino or you're born in the 21st century.It could also be that you don't have Cinema one on your cable listings.

(watch old and new and classical movies here via live stream)

Direct to the point! here’s the list of the Top 91 Pinoy movie cliches.



1. Laging merong tita na nagger na matalas ang boses na pagsisi-sihin ang bida: “sinabi ko na kasi sa yo e…”

2. Ang plot merong kaparehong pelikula na inggles, iniba lang ang title.

3. Ang bakla laging binabatukan at pinipingot.

4. Ang mga alagad ng kontrabida laging “mga walang silbi!”

5. Isang oras ang rape scene.

6. Lahat ng bata parang nag babasa ng script at up and down ang tono ng boses: “sabi kasi ni kuyaaa…”… “kapag lumaki ako… gusto ko maging katulad moooo…”

7. Isang beses lang barilin ang mga kontrabida, tumitilansik at namamatay. Ang bida, kahit isang daang beses na binaril, nakakatakbo pa at may oras pa para mag speech sa ending.

8. Ang title ng pelikula ay isang sentence ang haba at kelangan sabihin sa climax.

9. Kapag lumilipad ang bida at may mga super powers, baduy ang special effects.

10. Sa comedy kapag natakot laging naka kunot ang mga mukha, sabay: “Ngiiii!”

11. Laging may sampalan. Kung iyakan naman, pinapabayaan lang ang luhang umagos sa bibig, na in reality, pinupunasan naman ng kamay, tissue, or yung shirt sleeve na suot ah

12. Palaging Huli sa Eksena ang mga Pulesss

13. Sa action movie, ang pinagmumulan ng paghihiganti ng bida ay ang pagkamatay ng ama, ina, kapatid, anak, asawa, tiyong tiyang, lolo o lola sa kamay ng kontra.

14. Parehong bahay ang laging gamit na hide-out ng mga kontra kahit ibat-ibang pelikula ito. Tiyak na makikita mo si Eddie Garcia lagi ang amo ng mga kontra.

15. Laging naka-leather jacket ang “mga bata,” kahit na mainit at tanghaling tapat.

16. Mura lang ang baril kaya ito ay tinatapon pag wala ng bala.

17. Unang magkakasagupa ang bida at si Paquito Diaz sa beerhouse. Magiging gerlpren ni bida yung magandang nagsasayaw o yung magandang waitress na binabastos ni Paquito.

18. O kaya naman ay magkakasagupa ang bida at kontra sa isang inuman session sa daan.

19. Hindi nasasaktan o nababalda ang bida pag siya ay nababaril, kahit na sa tiyan tinamaan at labas na ang bituka. Pero umaaray pag ginagamit siya ng kanyang gerlpren.

20. Laging huli ang mga pulis pag patay na si Eddie Garcia. May suot na puting tela sa ulo ang mga pulis. Mahal daw ang uniporme para madumihan.

21. Inaaresto ng mga pulis kahit sinong makitang buhay pero hindi inaaresto ang bida na ka-akbay ang kanyang gerlpren.

22. At kung Regal Films ang pelikula, tiyak na may beach scene at kantahan/sayawan.

23.Kapag yung sound effect ng suntukan, parang pakwan na dini-dribble.

24. Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

25. In a Pinoy cowboy movie, when the bida is shootng at the indians, he never runs out of bullets. But once it’s the contrabida, he suddenly runs out of bullets so they have to have a fist fight!

26. Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs. Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

27. Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

28. Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.

29. Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.

30. Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title ng pelikula.

31. Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa yung mga ulo nila.

32. Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola, mabibitawan at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na sasakyan, tapos itutulak siya ng bida. Yung bida naman ang nasa gita ng kalsada. Biglang may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya arms niya covering his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatd ng ‘kuyaaa!’. Next scene nasa ospital na sila. Simula na ng drama.

33. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.

34. Kapag may sinabi ng kontrabida ang masama niyang plano sa bida, ang sasabihin ng bida: “hayop ka!”

35. Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng amo niya sa ending.

36. Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng mahirap laging naka duster.

37. Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging may pinto sa likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide dahan-dahan pababa, tapos todo iyak with matching uhog.

38. In a love triangle, the less popular actor of the 2 vying for the leading lady, will either die, go to prison, go abroad, or gives in na lang.

39. Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, “Mga inutil!”

40. Sa comedy movie pag may patay, laging may bulak sa ilong.

41. Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.

42. Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort, ang huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast…sabay freeze.

43. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

44. Sa pinoy movie, after the rape scene, makikita mong naka-panty pa rin ang biktima.

45. Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.

46. Pag horror movie, yung mga halimaw parang gawa sa gulaman.

47. Pag car chase scene, laging may mababangga na patong-patong na kahon, o kaya kariton, o kaya fruitstand.

48. Marunong gumamit ng baril at asintado ang leading lady, kahit unang bese palang siya nakakahawak nito sa buong buhay niya!

49. Pag Seiko Films during the late 80’s/early 90’s, laging may kanta ng Michael Learns To Rock.

50. Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng “Inaaay!” at mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito. Moral lesson: Ang pancit, nakakamatay.

51. Sa tuwing may nililigawan si Vic Sotto or si Dolphy ang karibal nila sa babae ay either si Paquito Diaz or Rez Cortez

52. Binabatukan nina Vic Sotto or Dolphy ang kanilang sidekick kung bibitaw ito ng punchline. pero kung si Dolphy or Vic Sotto ang bibitaw ng punchline ang masasabi lang ng sidekick eh “ngiii”

53. Ang pinuno ng mga kontrabida ay taga-kongreso.

54. Si congressman ay may inaantay na epektos. at may ka-deal siya na grupo ng mga intsik isa sa kanila ay nangangalang Mr. Lee.

55. Ang anak ni Meyor ay rapist at kalimitang gumaganap nitong role ay si Kier Legaspi

56. Nagsasalita ng bisaya ang mga katulong sa pelikula.

57. Mga nakakatakot na goons naman ang itsura ng mga rebeldeng muslim. at kapag nasa Mindanao ang bida ay tiyak sasabak ito sa giyera na may sangkatutak na blasting effects.

58. Kapag nakita mong may bigote si Christopher de Leon sa pelikula, malamang ang role niya ay isang may-asawa na may tinatagong ibang babae.

59. Kapag nakita mo si Jay Manalo na may tattoo ay malamang sasabak ito sa matinding love scene. kung wala naman siyang pinapakitang tattoo tiyak wholesome ang movie na ito.

60. Sa drama films, pirmi ang karakter ni Aga Muhlach ay may alitan sa kanyang tatay.

61. Parating nag-iisip ng malalim si John Lloyd Cruz

62. parating hopeless romantic si Kristine Hermosa tila inaantay niya si Echo.

63. Sa pinoy romance flicks, ang bestfriend ng babaeng bida ay isang bakla.

64. sa pinoy romance flicks, ang babaeng bida ay nagtratrabaho sa advertising agency o di kaya isang events organizer. ang lalake naman ay isang photographer o di kaya isang pintor na walang direksyon sa buhay.

65. Ang mga bidang bata ay pinapalayas ni Bella Flores

66. Ang macho dancer ay may inang maysakit.

67. Ang pilosopong dialogue ay napupunta sa mga pokpok o bugaw.

68. Ang mga abogado sa pelikula ay nakasakay sa mercedes benz at sila rin ang nagsasabi sa babaeng bida na siya ang nawawalang anak ni Don Ramon.

69. Sa Pinoy courtroom drama, mag-iingay ang mga tao sa courtroom sa pagbasa ng hatol, at ang judge ay magagalit sabay pokpok sa gavel at sisigaw, “order, order in the court.”

70. Tuwing namamatay ang anak ng bidang babae sa hospital, ang usual dialogue ng mga doktor ay “Misis ginawan na namin ang aming makakaya.”

71. Ang mga kurakot na pulis ay parating nagtatambay sa bilyaran. at dun sila pupuntahan ni FPJ.

72. Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa yung mga ulo nila.

73. Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.

74. Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng "Inaaay!" at mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito. Moral lesson: Ang pancit, nakakamatay.

75. Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs. Yung salbahe, laging kulot.

76 Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.

77. Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.

78 Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.

79. Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag sinabi na niya yung title ng pelikula.

80. Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa mga goons niya, "Mga bata."

81. Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro ng bola, mabibitawan at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Tapos may darating na sasakyan, tapos itutulak siya ng bida. Yung bida naman ang nasa gita ng kalsada. Biglang may sasakyang darating. Ang bida, ico-cross lang niya arms niya covering his face tapos sisigaw yung kapatd ng 'kuyaaa!'. Next scene nasa ospital na sila. Simula na ng drama.

82. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida, pero umaaray siya pag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady, at kasunod na ang love scene.

83. Kapag may sinabi ng kontrabida ang masama niyang plano sa bida, ang sasabihin ng bida: "hayop ka!"

84. Ang bidang babae, pag katulong ang role, siguradong magiging anak ng amo niya sa ending.

85. Ang nanay ng mayaman laging may pamaypay na pangmayaman, at ang nanay ng mahirap laging naka duster.

86. Ang hideout ng kontrabida, parating mansion na may chicks sa pool.

87. Ang mga bida sa drama, pag nakatanggap ng masamang balita, laging may pinto sa likod nila para puwede silang sumandal habang nagsa-slide dahan-dahan pababa, tapos todo iyak with matching uhog.

88. Pag di nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, "Mga inutil!"

89. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.

90. Laging mas maganda ang yayang bida kesa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.

91. Pag ang ending ng movie ay song and dance number sa beach o resort, ang huling frame, tatalon ang buong cast…sabay freeze.


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Scorpio Nights (1985) is undoubtedly the best filipino bold movie/film which remained popular up to this very date.And its probably the only great tagalog bold movie and for by saying so,though I haven't got a single flick of this movie yet,nothing can surpass what Regal Films and Peque Gallaga has brought to the silverscreen way back in the 90's.

Above is just the trailer of the movie Scorpio Nights 2,scroll down to. . .watch the full movie online!

Why this movie Became So Popular?

This movie,as you may notice is currently the most search filipino bold movie in the net.In fact,you can see the suggestion box below to see how many followed the suggestion "Scorpio Nights 1 or 2".

This movie became highly controversial and extremely sexy movie because it does not only offer enticing scenes for lusty viewers out there but also because of its story.The story made the movie so popular . . .

According to Wikipedia Scorpio Nights is a story of a forbidden love affair between a college student (Daniel Fernando) and a traitorous housewife (Ana Marie Gutierrez).The belief at the time was that this movie was approved, uncut, for release by the Marcos administration as a way of distracting the restless public from joining anti-government efforts.The flick dramatized not only the concept of loveless sex but also Filipino life in poverty and the efforts of the poor to gain the most pleasure out of a difficult existence.



Synopsis:In a crowded, multi-appartment house, a young student peeps on his neighbours making love and subsequently develops a steamy affair with the neighbour's wife. The affair slowly becomes an obsession and spins out of control.
As I was searching for the video file of this movie,I chanced upon a review of this movie,which has pooled out some great comments about it.On the other hand at IMDB -a user commented and I quote. . 

Its rare that movies with a sexual component are both interesting on the human level and interesting on the sexual level. Most directors seem to crank out indifferent stories that are merely excuses for bad soft core sex. This movie on the other hand is completely different it has hot encounters and more importantly people you care about.

Set in an apartment house in Manila where no one has any real privacy. The rooms are small and the construction is such that you can often see into your neighbors homes. A young tenant notices the activities of his down stairs neighbors through a hole in the floor. Smitten he watches the nightly routine of the husband coming home, eating dinner and then crawling into bed with his sleeping wife. It isn't long before he's managed to work his way into the heart of the woman below and started a torrid affair.

Well done across the board this is the type of story that could have been over done, instead its all played very real (In an interview the director said that he's been stopped by many people over the years who said that he manged to get the details of their affair right)

Truth be told as steamy as the sex is the really erotic moments are the ones either before the sex or the ones where sex isn't possible. There's a moment where the woman looks up at the ceiling with desire, yearning for her lover, he sees this and pushes his fingers through the holes in the boards. She then reaches for his fingers with an almost unearthly hunger...so he opens up a small door in the floor and extends his arm... Who needs graphic sex?

Best of all its not sexy because its sex, its sexy because its two real characters who we know and understand. These are two characters who could be us so we're compelled to continue watching. Actually the strength of this movie is the interaction of the characters, they are real people with real problems and desires. The story is driven by them instead of driving them.

Excellent. 9 out of 10. Lets hope that some one is smart enough to get a really good edition of this out on DVD in English.


As for <>Scorpio Nights 2,the so called sequel of this movie.We haven't spotted its video yet but we'll keep you updated so better fill in that subscription box below and be the first one to know of its existence!


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A teaser poster of the upcoming filipino horror movie flick Shake Rattle and Roll 11 had leaked on the net.Though, its not confirmed to have been distributed by the makers of Shake Rattle & Roll XI the poster,but as you can see the poster is provocative enough to draw a large number of moviegoers this coming December 25,2009,part of the 2009 Metro Manila Film Festival.




It could be that a its a fan-made poster but there's a whole lot more to expect from the movie than just a Christmas gift filled with terror!Fat chance that its a fanmade. . .what has these three stories got to do with those craps coming out from the gift?



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A buzzing news about Shake Rattle And Roll 11.As I was looking for celebrity twitter accounts,I chanced upon Ruffa G's twitter and bumped in to a tweet there saying "Freak accident on the set of Shake! Meagan Young almost burned n couldve died during exorcism scene! Lumakas apoy n whole cathedral black."

“Megan traumatized. Being sent home. Now I will finish all her scenes minus the fire! SCARED! Zoren was in the scene too n had presence of mind!

“Our supervising producer just arrived on set asking what exactly went wrong. Grabe we’re all still shocked! Before we resume-must all pray,”Ruffa G said.


Get well soon Megan.Now,because of the accident,we got a juicy hint and that is. . .the scene of exorcism in a part entitled as Ukay-Ukay?What has exorcism got to do with Ukay Ukay?Duh?!What do you think?

Below is actually the picture taken from the church(set) where the exorcism scene happened.





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SRR 11: Megan Young Almost Burned To Death!

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 "Paano Ko Ba Sasabihin?" is an indie film who made it on the top 5 finalist of 2009 Cinema One Originals Digital Film Festival.While the video above is Erich and Enchongs interview about their torrid kissing scenes.


One of the highly anticipated teleserye in the Philippines,Katorse which stars two of the most adored teen love teams of our generation,namely, Erich Gonzales and Enchong Dee(also known as "Enrich","Erchong","Erichong" or whatever) are going to elevate their careers as they team up once again on Cinema One's originals entitled "Paano Ko Ba Sasabihin?" Movie.

Both stars plays the role of a deaf-mute lovers in the movie.This movie will really put emphasis on the saying "Action speaks louder than words".Not because they're mute,but love goes with a complicated twist filled with false hopes and lies and the only question is "Will True love straighten everything out?".



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Watch Pacquiao vs Cotto match Live for Free here via Sopcast. 1 day to go before the big fight on Sunday, November 15 here in the Philippines (Saturday, November 14 at the MGM Grand | Latest news, updates, stories and announcements for the upcoming fight.Only here!



Do you know where to watch The ultimate firepower fight of the year?

It is no doubt that the fight between pound for pound champion "Manny Pacquiao" and Miguel Cotto is going to be one of the most anticipated boxing event in the world.Probably going to be the most watched bout in the millennium.



The pacquiao-vs-cotto fight is dubbed as firepower.When champions collide-the ultimate fight starts!!Who will reign and find glory?Will it be Manny Pacquiao?Will it be Cotto?To know what would be the result of Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto !!


Watch Pacquiao VS Cotto Online! Only here on Pinoymoviexpress.>Your number one source for the latest news and updates of Manny Pacman Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto Boxing Welwerweight Firepower Match!

Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto LIVE!!

Though there are various ways on how to Watch Pacquiao vs Cotto Online Free Live on November 15,2009.Using Sopcast is way better than the other!Even better than Justin.TV and UStream.

Follow the Instructions:

1. Install the SopPlayer software, download it from here.
Or Download it [click here].
2. Install the software, and then launch it.

3. Login as anonymous!

4.Enter this sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/24267 or sop://broker1.sopcast.com:3912/6002 and click on the right arrow!

5. That’s it, and you’ll be able to watch Pacquiao-vs-Cotto LIVE!
Pinoy Movie Express: Watch Pacquiao VS Cotto Online Streaming Live for Free — The Official Website to where you can watch live boxing events.

 You may have noticed that there is Youtube video above!It only contains the HBO Boxing: Pacquiao vs. Cotto - Fight Preview (HBO).You might as well watch it for you to know,what boxing specialist has been predicting about the firepower fight of the year.





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Fernando Poe Junior is going to make you laugh in this romantic comedy movie with more often action scenes (which is apparently you can't imagine not to have on FPJ movies).Part of ABS-CBN's Cinema FPJ "Da King",now the full-length movie of FPJ and Anjanette Abayari's movie is available online.





 Watch Ang Syota Kong Balikbayan Movies Online Free - Watch Ang Syota Kong Balikbayan Online -FPJ movie. Pinoymoviexpress.blogspot.com.Watch Cinema FPJ movies online.Ang Syota Kong Balikbayan is fun to watch.





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[postlink]http://pinoymoviexpress.blogspot.com/2009/11/watch-tar-san-tagalog-movie-online.html[/postlink] Watch Tar-San Movie Online Tagalog.Produced by Malou N. Santos, Charo Santos-Concio, Tess V. Fuentes, Tar-San is a 1999 Comedy film directed by Efren Jarlego, starring Redford White, Carding Castro, Baron Geisler and written by Woodrow Serafin.
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Tas-San is a movie about two jungle man who discovers the beauty of the city but later finds out that their jungle tribe is going to get invaded by the city-people.
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 Watch PARAISO TAGALOG Full Movies Online Free - Watch TAGALOG Movies Online - "Paraiso: Tatllong Kwento in Pag-Asa." ·

Shown last 2007,Paraiso is a movie trilogy. It tells three stories that serve as inspiration for the Gawad Kalinga movement which provides a rebuilding to people going through tragic loss.The Gawad Kalinga (GK) movement is sweeping across the Philippines and overseas and the Philippine film industry will not be left behind in being a part of it. Three inspiring stories of ordinary people touched by Gawad Kalinga are highlighted in the movie "Paraiso: Tatllong Kwento in Pag-Asa." (Paradise: Three Stories of Hope). The title of the movie Paraiso meaning Paradise is simply what GK has been to the masses as the grassroots movement is radically rebuilding the country one family at a time.

The GK Trilogy:

Umiyak Man Ang Langit (Even If Heaven Cries) is based on Jocelyn's life experiences who lost loved ones in the mudslides of St. Bernard, S. Leyte. The story captures the pain, the internal struggles and the healing that takes place in all of us once faced with life-changing events.

Ang Kapatid Kong Si Elvis (My Brother Elvis) is a story, on a lighter note, centered on a boy who ate pebbles to satisfy his hunger and a GK volunteer's family who adopted him as their own. The story captures the challenges and rewards of being involved with GK.

Marie is a story based on how a tragic loss can be turned into a living legacy and a new beginning. Marie Rose Abad perished in the twin tower tragedy of 9/11. Rudy Abad honors his wife with a living legacy.

Cast
Maricel Soriano - Jocelyn Llorente
Cesar Montano - Rudy Abad
Ricky Davao
Michael V. - Didoy
Robert Arevalo
Carmi Martin - Diday
Lilia Dizon
Maricel Laxa

Director
Jun Lana
Ricky Davao

Watch movie here!


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Shake Rattle and Roll 11 -is the 11th installment of the longest running movie series in the Philippine Cinema.And now, we've some juicy information about the casts and the title of the stories Shake Rattle & Roll 11 will be covering.

The first story is subtitled  Ukay-Ukay.Starring Ruffa Gutierrez, Zoren Legaspi and Roxanne Guinoo.The second story is entitled  Lamang-Lupa starring Jennica Garcia, Mart Escudero, Robert "Buboy" Villar.The third and final one will team up Maja Salvador and Mark Anthony Fernandez in DIABLO.

That's all for now! stay tuned for the next Horror movie update here in the Philippines.For the meantime,you may want to watch Shake Rattle & Roll movies here around somewhere.
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Shake Rattle and Roll 11 Movie MMFF 2009

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Weeks ago we got tons of laughter while watching the grand trailer premiere of the upcoming comedy movie of Star Cinema entitled "Ang Tanging Pamilya-A marry go round"at ASAP.Star studded,this movie will surely turn out to be one of the biggest box office hits in Philippine Cinema.In theaters this coming 11th of November -Come back here after the premiere,it might just leak around the net,somewhere,and we'll promise that you'll be the first one to know.Watch the trailer of Ang tanging Pamilya Movie above.


Erap Movies


 This is President Joseph "Erap" Estrada's comeback movie,so for Erap fanatics,supporters, don't dare miss it.


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[postlink]http://pinoymoviexpress.blogspot.com/2009/11/watch-kung-ayaw-mo-huwag-mo-online.html[/postlink] Watch Kung ayaw mo, huwag mo Full  Movies Online Free - Watch Kung ayaw mo, huwag mo  Movies Online - Maricel Soriano . Pinoymoviexpress.blogspot.com Watch Kung ayaw mo, huwag mo Movie online.Pero,ikaw. .Kung ayaw mo, huwag mo!!!
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When does one draw the line between loving and owning, loving back ang being owned?This is the question sisters Doris and Ditas are bound to confront as they are about to get another phase of their lives, and their being sisters.Directed by Jerry Lopez Sineneng Kung ayaw mo, huwag mo is a 1998 Comedy/Romance starring Maricel Soriano, William Martinez, Jolina Magdangal.The last comeback movie of the humorous yet romantic love team of the 80's-90's,Maricel and William.



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[postlink]http://pinoymoviexpress.blogspot.com/2009/11/watch-hindi-ka-na-sisikatan-ng-araw.html[/postlink] Ang Hindi Ka Na Sisikatan Ng Araw ay isa sa pinakamaaksyong pelikula ni Da King,FPJ.Kasama si Eddie Garcia,Monica Herrera,Cathy Mora,Janno Gibbs at RR Herrera.Watch Hindi Ka Na Sisikatan Ng Araw Online -FPJ MOVIE!

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Helmed by Pablo Santiago Hindi Ka Na Sisikatan Ng Araw  is the third installment of Kapag Puno na Ang Salop where,once again, Judge Valderama is on the loose.Can Lt. Guerrero stop him this time around or will the notorious judge prove to be too tough to match? Watch Hindi Ka Na Sisikatan Ng Araw Online -FPJ MOVIE online.Watch Kapag Puno Na Ang Salop Full Movies Online Free - Watch Hindi Ka na Sisikatan ng Araw Movies Online - FPJ . Pinoymoviexpress.blogspot.com.Fpj movie rules!!






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